Wow! Where the hell was this during my searches?

I was serching around again and found this jewel at softpedia:

"The Slack Mini Server (SMS) Project team announced yesterday, August 10th, the release of Slack Mini Server 1.4.5, which celebrates 2 full years of activity. The new release is based on Slackware Linux 13.0 RC2 and it brings Asterisk PBX, Samba 3.4.0, PHP 5.3.0 and many updated packages (see below for details)."

"It's been 2 years already, and this project I believe matures quite fast. In those two years SMS make a lot of good friends. I want to thank all of you, who are contributing – visibly or not – in any way you can to this project, and for all your kind words. A big THANK YOU to all of you." was stated in the official release announcement.

Highlights of Slack Mini Server 1.4.5:

• Linux kernels 2.6.29.6
• Dovecot 1.2.3
• Dovecot-sieve 0.1.11
• Apache 2.2.12
• Apr 1.3.8
• Apr-util 1.3.9
• Fetchmail 6.3.11
• MySQL 5.0.84
• LibX11 1.2.2
• Pixman 0.15.18
• Samba 3.3.7
• Bind 9.4.3_P3
• Phpldapadmin 1.2.0
• Cxxlibs 6.0.10
• e2fsprogs 1.41.8
• Nmap 5.00
• getmail 4.9.2
• iwlifi-4965 228.61.2
• Gnupg2 2.0.12
• dirmngr 1.0.3
• libksba 1.0.6
• DHCP 3.1.2p1
• libXt 1.0.6
• Subversion 1.6.4
• GIT 1.6.4
• Testdisk 6.11.3
• Linux kernel headers 2.6.29.6
• Linux kernel source 2.6.29.6
• hal-info 20090716
  

Light and fast - I cannot wait to play with it as a virtual machine.